Collection of work proverbs, job proverbs, business proverbs, and career proverbs

1. When the tough gets going, blame the economy.

2. When an employee asks for a raise, give them a title promotion without raise.

3. Grade people not on the quality of their work, but on the 5 non-work related bullet points in their annual performance goals.

4. If at first you don't succeed, get more funding.

5. You catch more flies with dangling carrots.

6. You can't make an omelette without spending 12 months on its design.

7. Where there's a will, there's a smaller company killing you.

8. When the cat's away, the mice go home.

9. Walk loudly and carry a broken stick.

10. Two managers are always better than one.

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